枕边物语

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主演: 于茜/

 当警察的老公在看电视,老婆佳桦下楼来要求老公跟她ML,老公不得已之下只好懒洋洋的躺在床上让佳桦坐在鸡巴上干炮!佳桦因为想要生小孩偷偷的把保险套戳洞喔!不过最後还是被老公发现罗!之後朋友甜甜带她去PUB玩,佳桦在里面认识了一位男子廖世宏,後来跟廖世宏到他家里喝完酒打算上床干炮时佳桦良心发现就匆忙跑掉了!但是却忘记拿胸罩跟钱包罗!当她回去拿东西时碰见一位男的小偷以及廖世宏躺在地上死掉了,那小偷要求她签下切结书以免以後惹上麻烦!佳桦签完切结书後又擦掉现场的指纹就离开了,可是因为喝水在杯子上留下口红印了!佳桦跟甜甜去把切结书偷出来,但是却被一位停职的警员王均跟踪了!而老公也觉得佳桦最近都怪怪的了!老公去买了监视的器材偷偷观察佳桦,那男小偷後来找佳桦要她帮忙去偷发生命案的房间钥匙!佳桦把钥匙偷来给他後又帮他去把掉在命案现场的东西找出来,就在找到东西要出去时一位女的进来翻箱倒柜的找东西,之後被前来查看的警察给抓走了!而那男小偷也被抓走了!最後王均打电话来要佳桦出来跟他讨论命案的事情,原来王均是为了五百万杀了廖世宏, 男小偷其实是上级派来的卧底员警,为了调查王均收贿五百万的事件而来!就在佳桦快要被王均杀掉时老公跟男小偷出现救了她罗!事後佳桦与老公感情变的更好,老公也主动要求佳桦上床干炮喔! 版本二: 志峰于警局内任组长一职,却因公事繁忙不愿与妻佳桦生育子女,佳桦忿而接受好友雅茹建议,邂逅一古画商欲刺激志峰。孰知,邂逅当晚,古画商即遭人杀害,所有的不利均指向佳桦,佳桦百口莫辩! 宇文乃是上级派来暗中调查已遭停职之警务人员王均之罪行,后亦发现王均与古画商案件有所扯牵,虽知佳桦并非凶手,但仍利用佳桦弱点为其搜证,因而破案,揪出王均的狐狸尾巴。

剧情简介

 当警察的老公在看电视,老婆佳桦下楼来要求老公跟她ML,老公不得已之下只好懒洋洋的躺在床上让佳桦坐在鸡巴上干炮!佳桦因为想要生小孩偷偷的把保险套戳洞喔!不过最後还是被老公发现罗!之後朋友甜甜带她去PUB玩,佳桦在里面认识了一位男子廖世宏,後来跟廖世宏到他家里喝完酒打算上床干炮时佳桦良心发现就匆忙跑掉了!但是却忘记拿胸罩跟钱包罗!当她回去拿东西时碰见一位男的小偷以及廖世宏躺在地上死掉了,那小偷要求她签下切结书以免以後惹上麻烦!佳桦签完切结书後又擦掉现场的指纹就离开了,可是因为喝水在杯子上留下口红印了!佳桦跟甜甜去把切结书偷出来,但是却被一位停职的警员王均跟踪了!而老公也觉得佳桦最近都怪怪的了!老公去买了监视的器材偷偷观察佳桦,那男小偷後来找佳桦要她帮忙去偷发生命案的房间钥匙!佳桦把钥匙偷来给他後又帮他去把掉在命案现场的东西找出来,就在找到东西要出去时一位女的进来翻箱倒柜的找东西,之後被前来查看的警察给抓走了!而那男小偷也被抓走了!最後王均打电话来要佳桦出来跟他讨论命案的事情,原来王均是为了五百万杀了廖世宏, 男小偷其实是上级派来的卧底员警,为了调查王均收贿五百万的事件而来!就在佳桦快要被王均杀掉时老公跟男小偷出现救了她罗!事後佳桦与老公感情变的更好,老公也主动要求佳桦上床干炮喔! 版本二: 志峰于警局内任组长一职,却因公事繁忙不愿与妻佳桦生育子女,佳桦忿而接受好友雅茹建议,邂逅一古画商欲刺激志峰。孰知,邂逅当晚,古画商即遭人杀害,所有的不利均指向佳桦,佳桦百口莫辩! 宇文乃是上级派来暗中调查已遭停职之警务人员王均之罪行,后亦发现王均与古画商案件有所扯牵,虽知佳桦并非凶手,但仍利用佳桦弱点为其搜证,因而破案,揪出王均的狐狸尾巴。

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