大汲嘢

⭐ 1.5 播放:92万 2026-05-24

陈宝莲为一杂志出版社主持人,为增加女性读者人数,要开辟一新专栏,揭开男士往外地游玩之冶游方式,遂指派初哥李中宁担任此任务。“老马”黄光亮见自己未能得到此风流任务,心感不忿。李中宁马不停蹄遍游台、日、法国等地风月场所后向主编汇报,但主编认为消费太高,非一般读者能负担得起,李灵机一动,想起澳门才是热门“性”地……

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陈宝莲为一杂志出版社主持人,为增加女性读者人数,要开辟一新专栏,揭开男士往外地游玩之冶游方式,遂指派初哥李中宁担任此任务。“老马”黄光亮见自己未能得到此风流任务,心感不忿。李中宁马不停蹄遍游台、日、法国等地风月场所后向主编汇报,但主编认为消费太高,非一般读者能负担得起,李灵机一动,想起澳门才是热门“性”地……

幕后花絮

一个星期三的下午

  一名男子打电话给孟买警方并告诉他们,他已经把5个不同的炸弹安置在城市之内,并已经设定在同一时间爆炸-他希望以此交换4名恐怖分子。他是否能换回他们?背后的黑手是谁?动机又是什么呢?是否不是表面上看起来那么简单呢?

等待方舟

  Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.  Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?  n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.  What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.  On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.  One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.  Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.